Woman charged with malicious castration Of course it's malicious - have you ever heard of benevolent castration?
Woman swallows spoon in laughing fit Wow that's some gag reflex on her!
Six gored as water buffalo crashes wedding Another copycat crime from a Vince Vaughn movie.
Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight I'm surprised we haven't seen this headline more often.
Woman fakes kidnapping to avoid work Haven't we all wanted to do this at some point?
Man trapped upside down in drain trying to find keys. Looks like somebody else could use a lanyard, eh!
